16 January 2007
Well, the "5 things" meme has made the rounds.
Last night, what started as a lark has now made it to the far other side of the world. I present the Mouthful of Mouse meme. About as useful and intelligent as the "5 things" meme.
Just photograph yourself with a mouse in your mouth. That's it. Do it! You know you want to!
14 November 2006
Of course, I cheated by simply trimming down an existing beard, instead of growing a mo' from scratch. I passed through an awkward Fu Manchu stage before arriving at the French-inspired 'stache.
06 September 2006
Don't forget, kids, that Talk Like a Pirate Day is coming up. Mark your calendarrrr, September the 19th. Yes, pirates are getting old. The meme is passing. Come on, Disney is working on their third freaking pirate movie already, so we know pirates are jumping the shark.
Ninjas are the next pirates. Ninjas are where it's at. Ninjas are hip. In fact, December 3rd is the Day of the Ninja. I suggest wearing ninja garb all day, particularly if you're flying or conducting business at government buildings. Everyone will get a good laugh.